Nashe cometh - Apology for Nashe - Statement for Orthography - Statement of Intencioun

Howeuer otherwise you might think it, I Thos. Nashe am liuing and well in this anno domini of 2005. This is the way the purgatorial biscuit has seen fit to dispose itself and the way your humble narr. shalle dispose hymselfe. I shall keepe my blogge well up to date with news of suche matters as infuriate me, Thomas Nashe, in this century of high-speed muttering of chickenfat and elecktrick wires. And it is you, my most magesticall readers, who shall indulge me. Isn't it? Ay.

My spellynge might seeme a little unstable, for whiche I craue youre patience as i update myselfe. My first idea in producing this modern steam-pamphlet is to unclose the great web of strings in which my brain wriggleth, and loose it yamping and bitinge amongst the infant musings of lesser intellects, and all othere concernes muste be secondarie. I shall not reste untill I have crack'd at least in six the notion of my 'Death'.

Youde better watche it.

Nashe, 8/5/05